Things kids teach you
1. The spin cycle on the washer machine does not make earthworms dizzy…it does, however, make cats dizzy.2. Marbles in the gas tank makes really loud noises while driving.
3. A four year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. Goldfish and pencils do not mix. Pencils do a really good job of killing goldfish.
5. Baseballs make marks on ceilings. You should not throw baseball up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. The glass in windows (even double-paned) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
Ah... I love kids. Aren't they great? If you have anything else that kids teach you, please leave a comment. Toodles!
posted by Andrew @ 2:23 PM
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